The laugh riots...In fact, plenty of Them!!

This is a humble attempt to put some of the best jokes on the web into a single place, and anyone is welcome to add their favourite one too here..Wherever possible, the original source has been mentioned, as it is.. So Come on folks, lets smile and spread the joy and cheer all around!!

Monday, December 19, 2005

Can't get any worse than this...!!

A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.
“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.
The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”
“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”
The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

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